The Bible is a consumer product. Publishers want you to buy one or more, and they have just the product for you:

• Baby Keepsake Bible (in pink)
• Wild About Horses Bible
• VeggieTales Bible (nothing like a little Christian commerce cross-promotion)
• Soul Surfer Bible with Bethany Hamilton
• FaithGirlz! Bible ("Every girl wants to know she’s totally unique and special.")
• Aspire: The New Women of Color Study Bible (complete with pictures of actual women of color on the cover, so you know it's legit)
• Sports Devotional Bible (in basketball and football editions)
• Gift Bible (with that supple Italian Duo-Tone cover)
• Personal Size Giant Print Reference Bible, Designer Series ("This beautiful and fashionable personal size giant print Bible is perfect for you!")
• The American Patriot's Bible
• Revolve 2010 (a teen Bible in the format of a full-color glossy magazine)
• Mossy Oak Compact Bible ("Mossy Oak® is the number one trusted brand for outdoor enthusiasts . . .")
• Tennis Shoe Bible ("Our Tennis Shoe Bible style is designed to play up the worldwide popularity of the timeless 'Allstar' designed by Chuck Taylor.")
• Princess Bible
• The Manga Bible
• Metal Bible: Camouflage